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    Joe Rocket's New Weed Jacket

    Hemp that is. Looks like their marketing department spent many nights and weekends coming up with a catchy, hip name for it.

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    "Rivals road race quality cowhide"

    It will be interesting to see the reviews. It might even be true since hemp was used for rope.
    If everything tastes like chicken..... what does chicken taste like

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    I'm definitely interested in seeing the testing. If it is, in fact, that good then that's great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seamus View Post
    I'm definitely interested in seeing the testing. If it is, in fact, that good then that's great.
    ...and if it isn't, you can just smoke the begeezus out of it.

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    Hemp THC levels average below 0.3%. Cannabis levels can surpass 20%...Smoking Hemp results in a headache, Not a high!
    Translation: Don't light your jacket on fire to get high
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    Quote Originally Posted by f1_hurricane View Post
    Translation: Don't light your jacket on fire to get high
    or: Wear at least 6 jackets at once.
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    Actually, I preferred "compulsive and incessant ideological dominatrix", but it didn't roll off the tongue as well ...

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    How will you explain it to the cops when you get pulled over and the K9 starts going crazy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SerialThriller View Post
    How will you explain it to the cops when you get pulled over and the K9 starts going crazy?
    hope for a bite and then sue the living shit out of the local pd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by f1_hurricane View Post
    hope for a bite and then sue the living shit out of the local pd.
    I've been bit with a sleeve on. First thing that will happen is you will deposit the living shit into your drawers.

    I'll take the no bite/no money option. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvtolean View Post
    I've been bit with a sleeve on. First thing that will happen is you will deposit the living shit into your drawers.

    I'll take the no bite/no money option. Thanks.
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    I helped repair a K9 "attack" once. I'd also go with no bite/no money. It was a mess.
    ...dude you ride an offroad bike with slicks, 1/2 the weight of a GS, double the suspension, with a browning 50 cal going off 32" from your skull as a daily freaking driver - I'd expect anything except a nitro dragbike to be bland by comparison - SSG

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