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Old 06-18-2008, 09:48 AM   #1
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The newest Obama viral email (funny)
The Obama emails are, as John stewart says, the only ones your grandparents have ever successfully forwarded..
I wonder how many times I'll see this one, passed along without anyone reading it first!


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Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.
Click here to find out more!

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

I love the CAPITAL letters for emphasis.

"He is PROUD Jesus was an American."
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:00 AM   #2
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In the classic Chuck Norris style.


(And I still already hate him)
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:06 AM   #4
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At least you can CLING to your AWESOME guns.
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At least you can CLING to your AWESOME guns.

Well only my AWESOME guns...unfortunately not to my money though.
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:02 PM   #6
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:04 PM   #7
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Well only my AWESOME guns...unfortunately not to my money though.
Right, because who needs their hard-earned money? I clearly don't. I'm just a cog in and 'evil' small business. I'm the bad guy, right?

Political satire is funny ...
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Political satire is funny ...
Funny how we don't see the same lot posted on here about the "other" party
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Funny how we don't see the same lot posted on here about the "other" party
Perhaps. I'd love to see some from the other side. Should it exist.

Besides, what good is a political discussion if you can't "see" the other side or take a joke about your own stance/party/belief?
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Funny how we don't see the same lot posted on here about the "other" party
What's stopping you?
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Funny how we don't see the same lot posted on here about the "other" party
Step off the political petard man.

This kinda stuff did nothing but boost Chuck Norris' star power.

I'd bet you a highly taxed dollar this originated from an Obama fan that also likes Chuck.
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What's stopping you?
Did that deal before and we all know how butt-hurt everyone around here got over it.
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Step off the political petard man.

This kinda stuff did nothing but boost Chuck Norris' star power.

I'd bet you a highly taxed dollar this originated from an Obama fan that also likes Chuck.
I was just throwing it around dude, relax.
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If you're saying: Obama = The Enemy

Then, I agree 101%
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