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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Age: 34
Bike(s): 03' zx6rr
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
My goodness, its starting to sound like a morgue around here. The guys not dead, just evolving into a motorcycle god legend.
Can't you all hear it now.... "I remember seeing him leap 50ft in the air after going over turn five counterclockwise with the sun in his eyes on that rat moped of his." or insert your best abtechism here "?" I think this requires everyone to buy you a beer..... and listen to stories of things you've done and we can only imagine of doing on two wheels. Is that a fair trade off?
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Just curious
Join Date: 12-15-2006
Location: The MIL
Age: 35
Bike(s): SV650S
Posts: 2,146
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abtech = Bill Brasky
[Open on interior, Bull & Bear Pub ]
Second Friend of abtech: Hey, do you fellas know a.. a guy by the name abtech?!! First Friend of abtech: Yeah, I know abtech! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.. Third Friend of abtech: Best damn trader on the Bull Market! First Friend of abtech: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF.. and Smith & Wesson. Third Friend of abtech: abtechwent public with his own buttocks.. and made $7 million. Second Friend of abtech: [ holds glass in air ] To abtech! Together: abtech!! Second Friend of abtech: Did I ever tell you about the time abtech went hunting?! Third Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] I masturbate to the Teletubbies! [ silence ] Second Friend of abtech: Anyway.. abtech decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives.. except.. Fleagle! First Friend of abtech: We once had a bachelor party for abtech. He ate the entire cake.. before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.. Third Friend of abtech: abtech once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart! Second Friend of abtech: He has a toenail on the end of his penis! First Friend of abtech: abtech got his wife pregnant.. and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak.. Third Friend of abtech: The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms! Second Friend of abtech: abtech's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong! First Friend of abtech: abtech ranked 18th.. in the AP College Football Poll.. Third Friend of abtech: [ thrusting glass in the air ] To abtech! Together: abtech!!! Woman: [ walking up ] Excuse me, do you know where the payphone is? Third Friend of abtech: Piss off, sister! And get us some pretzels! First Friend of abtech: [ waving her off ] Yeah! Woman: You guys smell awful. [ walks off ] Third Friend of abtech: [ unaffected ] Did I ever tell about the time abtech was in a production of "The King & I"? Second Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] Every morning I crap the bed! [ silence ] Third Friend of abtech: Anyway.. on opening night, abtech chloroformed the entire cast.. and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.. First Friend of abtech: He breast-feeds John Madden! Second Friend of abtech: abtech named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that.. Third Friend of abtech: If you drop a phonograph needle on abtech's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds". First Friend of abtech: They use abtech's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium! Second Friend of abtech: abtech directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels! Third Friend of abtech: He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom! First Friend of abtech: All.. the Yes album covers.. are abtech family photos. Third Friend of abtech: Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in abtech's groin! First Friend of abtech: [ almost tossing glass into the air ] To abtech! Together: abtech!!! Second Friend of abtech: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time abtech taught his son how to drive? First Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] I'm.. legally.. retarded! [ silence ] Second Friend of abtech: Anyway.. abtech taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. abtech said, "It would have happened sometime!" First Friend of abtech: abtech's semen can form into a liquid human! Second Friend of abtech: Like the guys in "Terminator 2"! First Friend of abtech: abtech still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films.. Third Friend of abtech: He thinks Iron-Man is gay! First Friend of abtech: He framed Roger Rabbit! Second Friend of abtech: abtech used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.. Third Friend of abtech: The character Johnny Appleseed was based on abtech.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men! First Friend of abtech: He gave a hand job to a manta ray! Second Friend of abtech: [ screams something unintelligible ] Third Friend of abtech: I hear ya', buddy. First Friend of abtech: To abtech!!! Together: abtech!!! Big Booming Voice: [ comes from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] I'M abtech, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK? [ the guys get excited and raise their glasses in the air towards abtech] Together: abtech!! |
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Believe
Join Date: 12-14-2006
Age: 59
Bike(s): 66 Puch Scrambler
Posts: 4,034
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
yeeeoooow
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Age of bike+rider=76 years.
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Age: 56
Bike(s): VFR SV TZ RC30-gratefully
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
![]() First friend (hushed tones) Abtech fought Chuck Norris in 1974. The rest (stunned to silence) ....and, well? First friend: A draw. Pandemonium ensues.. |
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
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It's not my fault
Join Date: 12-19-2006
Location: AB-Canada
Age: 34
Bike(s): gsxr 750
Posts: 1,587
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
is right
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Let's ride!!
Join Date: 12-16-2006
Location: New Jersey
Age: 49
Bike(s): '01 929, '07 gsxr 600
Posts: 2,327
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
![]() That was great!
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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: KC
Bike(s): 2005 600RR
Posts: 1,271
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
I didn't know Abtech was Bill Braski (sp?)
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
You have some real fucked up friends there Abtech.
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Just curious
Join Date: 12-15-2006
Location: The MIL
Age: 35
Bike(s): SV650S
Posts: 2,146
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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: Elizabeth City, NC
Age: 26
Bike(s): 06 TRX 450r
Posts: 1,630
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
sorry to hear about your misfortune, but you have to lookout for yourself. i hope everything works out for you. since i broke my wrist i have had some down time to think about things, and with my 8 month old son being here, i have thought about selling my bike and atvs and getting something a bit more safe, like maybe a drag car
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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: KC
Bike(s): 2005 600RR
Posts: 1,271
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
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Just curious
Join Date: 12-15-2006
Location: The MIL
Age: 35
Bike(s): SV650S
Posts: 2,146
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
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Wake me up...save me from the nothing I've become
Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: MN
Age: 57
Bike(s): 02 CBR954RR 05 ST1300
Posts: 1,358
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
That was a stream of unconciousness that will never be surpassed. TB do you know if I can order those same mushrooms at my local Domino's?
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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Bike(s): '06 CBR600RR, '06 CRF250X
Posts: 212
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Very sorry to hear, Frank. I'm sure that was a difficult decision to make. I can only hope that I get to enjoy as many years of riding as you have. Best wishes,
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Trust me, I'm a ninja
Join Date: 01-06-2007
Age: 21
Bike(s): 1998 GSXR 750
Posts: 827
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
when abtech goes swimming he doesnt get wet, the water gets abteched
abtech is so much of a man he lost his virginity before his father |
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#77 |
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Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: Greenville, SC
Age: 60
Bike(s): Triumph Tiger 08
Posts: 24
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Sorry to read the bad news Abtech. Its hell gettin old but, at least you have good memories from all of your good experiences.
i have the same problem, old age and a bad hip but, like you i have a loving family and good memories. |
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#78 |
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Join Date: 01-03-2007
Location: Las Vegas
Age: 39
Bike(s): =(
Posts: 1,302
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Sorry to hear you had to be forced with this choice. However, I'm glad you have not only tons of riding memories, but you still have plenty of riding friends and buddies, to keep on watchin' and enjoying the sport we all love so much.
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Frank, I am very sorry to hear this, I could not imagine how tough of a choice this must have been for you.
How much are you looking to get for the RC?
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Believe
Join Date: 12-14-2006
Age: 59
Bike(s): 66 Puch Scrambler
Posts: 4,034
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
I will post it in the For Sale section, as I don't want this thread to get any crazier than it is . . .
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The Murph
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Hey Abtech, sorry to hear the news. I guess it's inevitable for all of us eventually though. I'd rather choose to get out, than be forced out (or worse).
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Just curious
Join Date: 12-15-2006
Location: The MIL
Age: 35
Bike(s): SV650S
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bikeless again
Join Date: 12-13-2006
Location: Greenville, NC
Age: 35
Bike(s): Trek 5.2 Madone
Posts: 1,599
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Wow... sounds clearly like it is the right decision. You want to be able to play with the grandkids someday...
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Ewe need to know braking do ewe?
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
You forgot 2nd place finisher on the Vulcan add
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What the deuce???
Join Date: 12-18-2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Age: 32
Bike(s): 1/2 CBR 600RR. legally!
Posts: 184
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Obviously a hard desicion....
People say that health should come first, but they don't have the gutz to REALLY do makes Health come first...but you did! So, I feel sorry that you have to give up riding but I respect you even more! |
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Join Date: 01-02-2007
Bike(s): CBR 600 F4i
Posts: 146
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Sorry for chiming in late... hope you heal well Frank, enjoy the non motorcycling side of life.
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Believe
Join Date: 12-14-2006
Age: 59
Bike(s): 66 Puch Scrambler
Posts: 4,034
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Quote:
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RooOfBlue
Join Date: 01-04-2007
Location: Fleurieu Peninsula / Down Under
Age: 62
Bike(s): No bike at present
Posts: 209
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Just curious
Join Date: 12-15-2006
Location: The MIL
Age: 35
Bike(s): SV650S
Posts: 2,146
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Join Date: 06-05-2007
Age: 33
Bike(s): honda
Posts: 1
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Re: It is with a heavy heart . . .
Is this where we sign the petition?
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