Thread: It is with a heavy heart . . .

[Open on interior, Bull & Bear Pub ]

Second Friend of abtech: Hey, do you fellas know a.. a guy by the name abtech?!!

First Friend of abtech: Yeah, I know abtech! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..

Third Friend of abtech: Best damn trader on the Bull Market!

First Friend of abtech: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF.. and Smith & Wesson.

Third Friend of abtech: abtechwent public with his own buttocks.. and made $7 million.

Second Friend of abtech: [ holds glass in air ] To abtech!

Together: abtech!!

Second Friend of abtech: Did I ever tell you about the time abtech went hunting?!

Third Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] I masturbate to the Teletubbies!

[ silence ]

Second Friend of abtech: Anyway.. abtech decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives.. except.. Fleagle!

First Friend of abtech: We once had a bachelor party for abtech. He ate the entire cake.. before we could tell him there was a stripper in it..

Third Friend of abtech: abtech once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!

Second Friend of abtech: He has a toenail on the end of his penis!

First Friend of abtech: abtech got his wife pregnant.. and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak..

Third Friend of abtech: The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!

Second Friend of abtech: abtech's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!

First Friend of abtech: abtech ranked 18th.. in the AP College Football Poll..

Third Friend of abtech: [ thrusting glass in the air ] To abtech!

Together: abtech!!!

Woman: [ walking up ] Excuse me, do you know where the payphone is?

Third Friend of abtech: Piss off, sister! And get us some pretzels!

First Friend of abtech: [ waving her off ] Yeah!

Woman: You guys smell awful. [ walks off ]

Third Friend of abtech: [ unaffected ] Did I ever tell about the time abtech was in a production of "The King & I"?

Second Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] Every morning I crap the bed!

[ silence ]

Third Friend of abtech: Anyway.. on opening night, abtech chloroformed the entire cast.. and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews..

First Friend of abtech: He breast-feeds John Madden!

Second Friend of abtech: abtech named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that..

Third Friend of abtech: If you drop a phonograph needle on abtech's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".

First Friend of abtech: They use abtech's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!

Second Friend of abtech: abtech directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels!

Third Friend of abtech: He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!

First Friend of abtech: All.. the Yes album covers.. are abtech family photos.

Third Friend of abtech: Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in abtech's groin!

First Friend of abtech: [ almost tossing glass into the air ] To abtech!

Together: abtech!!!

Second Friend of abtech: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time abtech taught his son how to drive?

First Friend of abtech: [ interrupting ] I'm.. legally.. retarded!

[ silence ]

Second Friend of abtech: Anyway.. abtech taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. abtech said, "It would have happened sometime!"

First Friend of abtech: abtech's semen can form into a liquid human!

Second Friend of abtech: Like the guys in "Terminator 2"!

First Friend of abtech: abtech still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films..

Third Friend of abtech: He thinks Iron-Man is gay!

First Friend of abtech: He framed Roger Rabbit!

Second Friend of abtech: abtech used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady..

Third Friend of abtech: The character Johnny Appleseed was based on abtech.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!

First Friend of abtech: He gave a hand job to a manta ray!

Second Friend of abtech: [ screams something unintelligible ]

Third Friend of abtech: I hear ya', buddy.

First Friend of abtech: To abtech!!!

Together: abtech!!!

Big Booming Voice: [ comes from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] I'M abtech, AND I JUST CORNERED THE MARKET ON BOOZE! WHO WANTS A DRINK?

[ the guys get excited and raise their glasses in the air towards abtech]

Together: abtech!!

yeeeoooow

First friend (hushed tones) Abtech fought Chuck Norris in 1974.
The rest (stunned to silence) ....and, well?
First friend: A draw.

Pandemonium ensues..

That was great!

I didn't know Abtech was Bill Braski (sp?)

You have some real fucked up friends there Abtech.

Originally Posted by TornadoB8

I didn't know Abtech was Bill Braski (sp?)

I told you at the top of that post!

sorry to hear about your misfortune, but you have to lookout for yourself. i hope everything works out for you. since i broke my wrist i have had some down time to think about things, and with my 8 month old son being here, i have thought about selling my bike and atvs and getting something a bit more safe, like maybe a drag car

Originally Posted by tigerblade

I told you at the top of that post!

Originally Posted by TornadoB8

There's a reason they give you 40+ year olds your own class in CCS.

Sorry to hear you had to be forced with this choice. However, I'm glad you have not only tons of riding memories, but you still have plenty of riding friends and buddies, to keep on watchin' and enjoying the sport we all love so much.

Frank, I am very sorry to hear this, I could not imagine how tough of a choice this must have been for you.

How much are you looking to get for the RC?

Originally Posted by NorthernRR

Frank, I am very sorry to hear this, I could not imagine how tough of a choice this must have been for you.

How much are you looking to get for the RC?

I will post it in the For Sale section, as I don't want this thread to get any crazier than it is . . .

Hey Abtech, sorry to hear the news. I guess it's inevitable for all of us eventually though. I'd rather choose to get out, than be forced out (or worse).

Originally Posted by maxib

That was a stream of unconciousness that will never be surpassed. TB do you know if I can order those same mushrooms at my local Domino's?

Sorry, the only 'shrooms I can get are Morels. Mmmm....

You forgot 2nd place finisher on the Vulcan add

Originally Posted by flipf4ipilot

Sorry for chiming in late... hope you heal well Frank, enjoy the non motorcycling side of life.

Once I figure out what that is, I'll give it a shot .

Originally Posted by Bacchus

I KNOW you did that just to make me feel badly!

I can't say "morel" without thinking of you!