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  1. 05-25-2007 01:23 PM #1
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    The Real Army Strong

    There is strong, and then there is Army Strong.



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  2. 05-25-2007 02:34 PM #2
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    Hooah.

    One can only wonder what awesomeness will come from the end of whatever prank it is they're setting up.
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    Yeah, they are up to something for sure.

    Speaking of Army pranks, I just saw this site yesterday. I was and I have never been in.

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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
    4. Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
    77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
    140. I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”.

    When detained by MP's, I do not have a right to a strip search.

    Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.

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  6. 05-25-2007 05:00 PM #6
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    Re: The Real Army Strong



    I actually have a paper copy of the Wall to Wall Counseling FM.
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  7. 05-25-2007 05:03 PM #7
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    Read the ones sent in by other people too...some pretty funny ones in there as well.
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    I just wonder what's going to happen when they hit that speed bump.
    If some is good.......then more must be better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PartsGenius View Post
    I just wonder what's going to happen when they hit that speed bump.

    Good catch. If someone is inside...that might be the awesomeness to come.
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    Do not run up to refueling helicopters with a squeegee and a bucket, and ask for a dollar to wash their windows.


    That site is hysterical!
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    21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
    22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.


    Oh this is a good one.....
    87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.


    Dude, I haven't seen this site in years.

    The Navy/Marines has its own set:

    Gig Line
    Bulkhead Remover
    Batteries from the PRC-E9 (only useful if you send them to a Master Chief or Sgt Major)
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    Quote Originally Posted by navydevildoc View Post


    Dude, I haven't seen this site in years.

    The Navy/Marines has its own set:

    Gig Line
    Bulkhead Remover
    Batteries from the PRC-E9 (only useful if you send them to a Master Chief or Sgt Major)
    Bucket of Steam
    10 Feet of Flight Line
    ID-10-T Form
    Keys for the HMMWV / Tank / Helicopter
    "Go Ask Engineering for an MM Punch" (MMs are Machinist Mates)
    Hand Wheel for the Steering Gate
    How about spark plugs for the main engine?
    Steam blankets for the boilers.
    Lightbulb repair kits.
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    "Bucket of steam"

    Dude, that only works in the Marines.
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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    these are the best ones ever:


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    146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
    147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

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    Re: The Real Army Strong

    Quote Originally Posted by evl_twn View Post
    How about spark plugs for the main engine?
    Steam blankets for the boilers.
    Lightbulb repair kits.

    And the all-important Skyhook.
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    Mail buoy watch...
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