Officer: Can I see your license and registration, sir? Schmuck: Why? what did I do? Officer: I had you going 35 in a school zone, sir. If you'll just show me your license.. Schmuck: This is a Prius! It doesn't even go 35! (points at incomprehensible dash) Look, my battery is fully charged and the engine wasn't running! Officer: License. Registration. NOW. Sir. Schmuck: Goddamn fucking fascist gestapo pigs! (shoves hand abrubtly into his PDA holster.)
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St Peter: Nice purse. Can I see your license and registration, sir?
...dude you ride an offroad bike with slicks, 1/2 the weight of a GS, double the suspension, with a browning 50 cal going off 32" from your skull as a daily freaking driver - I'd expect anything except a nitro dragbike to be bland by comparison - SSG
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