My dirty butt neighbor

Hammer · 05-07-2008, 11:17 PM

The saga continues:

Now he thinks he is a friggin carpenter. He is now in the process of building an addition to his house. This is going to be an abortion! I can see it now.

As you can see in the attached picture, my house is the one outlined in the rectangle, his is the one with all the junk in the yard. All of our homes were built by the same guy, so they are all similar. I am just wondering............the arrow in my back yard is pointing to my septic tank clean out. The outlined area in his back yard is where he has the trench dug for the footer. Alldone by hand I might add. I just have to wonder if he is building this addition on top of his septic tank?

I will try and get some spy photos of this abortion in progress and post them up.

Repeater · 05-07-2008, 11:25 PM

Is that 7 0r 8 cars on blocks?

Hammer · 05-07-2008, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Repeater

Is that 7 0r 8 cars on blocks?

It used to be. I pitched such a bitch with the planning commission (Bunch of wusses) he did get rid of most of them, he only has one 15 passenger van that runs, one small POS convertible that runs half the time, and one old Dominoes pizza truck toyota that did run at the time he parked it 2 years ago. So it is better now.

At least they cannot have any more kids now, they have 7 kids and 2 adults living there. Their house is smaller than mine........ and mine is only like 1285sq ft.

Hammer · 05-07-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Repeater

Is that 7 0r 8 cars on blocks?

Actual pic during that time frame.

slickwill · 05-07-2008, 11:40 PM

No trouble figuring out where the property line is.

Hammer · 05-07-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slickwill

No trouble figuring out where the property line is.

He knows not to cross it to.

luvtolean · 05-07-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

Actual pic during that time frame.

Damn, those dandelions all blow into your grass too!

Why don't you have a bunch of trees planted along your property line with this idiot? Too bad they wouldn't survive, but eucalyptus to keep the fleas on his side of the demarkation line would be nice.

Hammer · 05-07-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by luvtolean

Damn, those dandelions all blow into your grass too!

Why don't you have a bunch of trees planted along your property line with this idiot?

I planted some Kudzu in his yard last year while they were all at church on sunday morning. But I believe he dug it up while doing this project.
For those of you that are unfamiliar with this very evasive species. Kudzu-The Vine

I do have some planted, but I want to finish the privacy fence first and then a wall of Arborvitaes is going up.

f1_hurricane · 05-07-2008, 11:53 PM

I love the tough guy heavy bag hanging from the basketball net.

luvtolean · 05-08-2008, 12:49 AM

Heh, I've seen kudzu and it is pretty gnarly.

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Originally Posted by Hammer

I do have some planted, but I want to finish the privacy fence first and then a wall of Arborvitaes is going up.

Gotcha.

G-ForceJunkie · 05-08-2008, 01:16 AM

Forgive my usless post, but I can't stop stairing at houses that arnt 10 feet apart. Didnt the builder know he could fit 3 times as many houses on that amount of property?!?! They don't build like that in California.

Hammer · 05-08-2008, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by G-ForceJunkie

Forgive my usless post, but I can't stop stairing at houses that arnt 10 feet apart. Didnt the builder know he could fit 3 times as many houses on that amount of property?!?! They don't build like that in California.

There is plenty of old corn fields around here so they let us buy 1/2 acre lots, actually mine is .6 of an acre.

Hammer · 05-08-2008, 07:26 AM

Ok, got a spy pic of this so all of you out there with non redneck neighbors can enjoy.

The pic sucks, it is hard to take pics while it is raining.

Shenders1 · 05-08-2008, 07:33 AM

He's obviously building his own lake - Witness the boat at the ready.

FrenchieR6 · 05-08-2008, 07:41 AM

So, he is now a carpenter, a landscaper, a junkyard owner, and a boxer coach? That my friend, is a well rounded person

I do feel for you Hammer. BTW... when are you guys coming over and enjoy my neighbors?

Jetbdude · 05-08-2008, 07:46 AM

When you can see all the crap in your yard from space, it's time to clean

http://www.motorcycleaddicts.org/att...irty-butts.jpg

SheepOfBlue · 05-08-2008, 08:08 AM

Sad part is that most if not all the rest of the neighborhood keep their houses nice.

slickwill · 05-08-2008, 08:13 AM

Yeah, I'd definitely speed up that privacy fence. We had some neighbors kind of like that. On a smaller lot they had almost that many cars and an old school bus. The city is finally cracking down on them.

Edit: Had lots of experience with kudzu when I lived in Georgia. I'm not sure I'd wish that stuff on anyone. It can grow like a foot a day.

Purpdust · 05-08-2008, 08:46 AM

Keep us posted, I am interested how is going to do the Roof.

What do you think? Is he going to run the gable end into the existing house? or Create a roof top swimming pool? or He will never get that far in to construction?

ND4SPD · 05-08-2008, 08:57 AM

Check the front of his house to see if has a building permit posted.

bwhip · 05-08-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ND4SPD

Check the front of his house to see if has a building permit posted.

A call to the local building department could get him red-tagged in a hurry.

G-ForceJunkie · 05-08-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

Actual pic during that time frame.

Yar!!!! Da moat 'tis nearly done!!!

Jetbdude · 05-08-2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

Ok, got a spy pic of this so all of you out there with non redneck neighbors can enjoy.

I don't get this, what difference does it makes on his yard being dirty that he has a redneck neighbor

JohnnyDiablo · 05-08-2008, 10:17 AM

I think you should have just put up a perimeter block wall on the property line and stucco'd it.

With that much yard you otta be dirt tracking with some xr50s. And why wern't you at church instead of planting seeds?

jose_jimenez · 05-08-2008, 10:28 AM

Move.

CBRVFR · 05-08-2008, 10:54 AM

Damn. You might as well have stayed in Louisiana.

I'd do that building permit check soon.

JohnnyDiablo · 05-08-2008, 11:01 AM

If there is any mortgage on the place then he has to have it insured. The insurance company may have objections to his property forcing him to clean up his act.

05-07-2008, 11:17 PM	#1
Hammer Merry Christmas Join Date: 12-17-2006 Location: Indiana Age: 39 Bike(s): 05 Suzuki 600 Posts: 5,312 Images: 12	My dirty butt neighbor The saga continues: Now he thinks he is a friggin carpenter. He is now in the process of building an addition to his house. This is going to be an abortion! I can see it now. As you can see in the attached picture, my house is the one outlined in the rectangle, his is the one with all the junk in the yard. All of our homes were built by the same guy, so they are all similar. I am just wondering............the arrow in my back yard is pointing to my septic tank clean out. The outlined area in his back yard is where he has the trench dug for the footer. Alldone by hand I might add. I just have to wonder if he is building this addition on top of his septic tank? I will try and get some spy photos of this abortion in progress and post them up. Attached Images __________________ SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

05-07-2008, 11:40 PM	#5
slickwill Paint it Black Join Date: 08-31-2007 Location: Idaho/Iowa Age: 29 Bike(s): XBR1250F4R Posts: 2,513	No trouble figuring out where the property line is. __________________ If it has wheels, I've crashed it, and some things that don't skis, snowmobile, card board box, giant tube, sentra, dirtbike, lawn tractor, grandmas bread tray, kayak, canoe, raft, bicycle, waterskis, tobaggan, horse, ATV, Now my CBR (women)

05-08-2008, 07:26 AM	#13
Hammer Merry Christmas Join Date: 12-17-2006 Location: Indiana Age: 39 Bike(s): 05 Suzuki 600 Posts: 5,312 Images: 12	Ok, got a spy pic of this so all of you out there with non redneck neighbors can enjoy. The pic sucks, it is hard to take pics while it is raining. Attached Images __________________ SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

05-08-2008, 07:41 AM	#15
FrenchieR6 Live life to the fullest and smile while doing it Join Date: 12-17-2006 Location: Ohio Age: 41 Bike(s): R6 Posts: 2,443	So, he is now a carpenter, a landscaper, a junkyard owner, and a boxer coach? That my friend, is a well rounded person I do feel for you Hammer. BTW... when are you guys coming over and enjoy my neighbors? __________________ Fear and Distraction are the enemies of presence, and concentration is the cure. http://befit4riding.com/ http://www.apex2apex.net/ http://www.americanpowersport.com/

05-08-2008, 07:46 AM	#16
Jetbdude #20 Join Date: 12-13-2006 Age: 34 Bike(s): 07 600RR Posts: 2,630	When you can see all the crap in your yard from space, it's time to clean http://www.motorcycleaddicts.org/att...irty-butts.jpg __________________ The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best everything that they have.

05-07-2008, 11:25 PM	#2
Repeater Join Date: 12-28-2006 Age: 33 Bike(s): F4I Posts: 530	Is that 7 0r 8 cars on blocks?

05-07-2008, 11:53 PM	#9
f1_hurricane Trust me, I'm a ninja Join Date: 01-06-2007 Age: 21 Bike(s): 1998 GSXR 750 Posts: 707	I love the tough guy heavy bag hanging from the basketball net.

05-08-2008, 01:16 AM	#11
G-ForceJunkie Who's driving? Join Date: 12-15-2006 Location: Valencia, CA Bike(s): BMW GS1150 ADV, DRZ400 Posts: 654	Forgive my usless post, but I can't stop stairing at houses that arnt 10 feet apart. Didnt the builder know he could fit 3 times as many houses on that amount of property?!?! They don't build like that in California.

05-08-2008, 07:33 AM	#14
Shenders1 2 Cylinders, 4 Valves, No Waiting Join Date: 01-14-2007 Location: South Lyon, MI Age: 43 Bike(s): Ducati HM Posts: 1,029	He's obviously building his own lake - Witness the boat at the ready.

05-08-2008, 08:08 AM	#17
SheepOfBlue Your tax dollars at work Join Date: 12-18-2006 Location: Huntsville, AL Age: 46 Bike(s): CBR1000RR, RC51, VT500FT Posts: 6,867	Sad part is that most if not all the rest of the neighborhood keep their houses nice. __________________ When the past is allowed to fade to nothing then only chaos is left.

05-08-2008, 08:13 AM	#18
slickwill Paint it Black Join Date: 08-31-2007 Location: Idaho/Iowa Age: 29 Bike(s): XBR1250F4R Posts: 2,513	Yeah, I'd definitely speed up that privacy fence. We had some neighbors kind of like that. On a smaller lot they had almost that many cars and an old school bus. The city is finally cracking down on them. Edit: Had lots of experience with kudzu when I lived in Georgia. I'm not sure I'd wish that stuff on anyone. It can grow like a foot a day. __________________ If it has wheels, I've crashed it, and some things that don't skis, snowmobile, card board box, giant tube, sentra, dirtbike, lawn tractor, grandmas bread tray, kayak, canoe, raft, bicycle, waterskis, tobaggan, horse, ATV, Now my CBR (women)

05-08-2008, 08:46 AM	#19
Purpdust Join Date: 12-19-2006 Location: AB-Canada/Rome Italy Age: 34 Bike(s): gsxr 750 Posts: 1,554	Keep us posted, I am interested how is going to do the Roof. What do you think? Is he going to run the gable end into the existing house? or Create a roof top swimming pool? or He will never get that far in to construction? __________________ "And he added that excessive consumerism prompted Canadians and Americans to chase low prices and send manufacturing jobs to China" Mr. Jarislowsky

05-08-2008, 08:57 AM	#20
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05-08-2008, 10:17 AM	#24
JohnnyDiablo Commuter Express! Join Date: 12-18-2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 34 Bike(s): 2008 CBR1000RR Posts: 1,017	I think you should have just put up a perimeter block wall on the property line and stucco'd it. With that much yard you otta be dirt tracking with some xr50s. And why wern't you at church instead of planting seeds? __________________ "I wont have to worry about putting gas in my car, I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.. You know, If I help him, he's gonna help me."

05-08-2008, 10:28 AM	#25
jose_jimenez Jonah for prez! Join Date: 01-05-2007 Bike(s): Hurricane Posts: 2,101	Move. __________________ http://www.bushslastday.com/

05-08-2008, 10:54 AM	#26
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05-08-2008, 11:01 AM	#27
JohnnyDiablo Commuter Express! Join Date: 12-18-2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 34 Bike(s): 2008 CBR1000RR Posts: 1,017	If there is any mortgage on the place then he has to have it insured. The insurance company may have objections to his property forcing him to clean up his act. __________________ "I wont have to worry about putting gas in my car, I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.. You know, If I help him, he's gonna help me."