Who would like the opportunity to sample Calgary's finest road race course and motorsports facility?
Yes it may be a long drive for some, but when else would you get the opportunity to join all your favourite MCADX friends while:
-Splattering ground squirrels at full lean, then subsequently dodging their greasy guts!
-Avoiding massive holes on the racing line! (or not!)
-Braking hard through a 3rd-gear sweeper into a >180' hairpin... with a cement wall!
-Accellerating hard out of the "chute" with a timing tower on your left and a cement wall on your right! With oil stains from the previous night's drag racing!
You can even bring your wives and children, who will get to experience:
-Falling through a rotten plywood grandstand
-Using a piss-trough!
-Tetanus!
Get your deposits in quick! Only 80 spots available!
Then we could make the loop down to the Spokane track, with it's highly safe runoff area, as sampled by a female racer a few weeks ago...
Oops, if I had a camera around while riding dirtbikes I'd have plenty of those to offer you though.
"It's not debt per se that overwhelms an individual, corporation, or country. Rather, it is the continuous increase in debt in relation to income that causes trouble." --Warren Buffett
Bwahahaha...this reminds me, the only destruction derby I've ever seen was up there somewhere near PG.
I think all the rednecks left the western US and went north.
"It's not debt per se that overwhelms an individual, corporation, or country. Rather, it is the continuous increase in debt in relation to income that causes trouble." --Warren Buffett
I remember reading in your NHIS report that the walls were sort of close. For all the complaining we do about Grattan, it does have plenty of runoff room, most corners anyway.
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Originally Posted by bwhip
Come on you pussies!
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