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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
Hmm I could even broadcast laptimes and telemetry
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
What would one need to receive such a broadcast? Another Woolly Computer? A card + software for a normal computer? Special CIA-issue fillings?
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
 Originally Posted by Shenders1
What would one need to receive such a broadcast? Another Woolly Computer? A card + software for a normal computer? Special CIA-issue fillings?
Black rimmed glasses with tape in the middle and/or on each earpiece, a pocket protector, and a tendency to smell funny.
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
Dang - I'm all set to get that signal right now.
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I think Jesus will return before this thing is finished. But hell, maybe he'll need a data acquisition system for his Honda.
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
 Originally Posted by Shenders1
What would one need to receive such a broadcast? Another Woolly Computer? A card + software for a normal computer? Special CIA-issue fillings?
An FM radio.
 Originally Posted by OSIRIS
Black rimmed glasses with tape in the middle and/or on each earpiece, a pocket protector, and a tendency to smell funny.
I do not smell funny 
 Originally Posted by phobiaphobe
I think Jesus will return before this thing is finished. But hell, maybe he'll need a data acquisition system for his Honda.
It will never be finished, but I hope to have it in a case for some preliminary testing very soon (need to make a cable tonight)
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
I think you need to invest in a ruler.
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough" - Mario Andretti
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
What is your Length, Width, and Height?
...dude you ride an offroad bike with slicks, 1/2 the weight of a GS, double the suspension, with a browning 50 cal going off 32" from your skull as a daily freaking driver - I'd expect anything except a nitro dragbike to be bland by comparison - SSG
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Roughly 8 3/16 x 5 1/4 x 2 3/4
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
 Originally Posted by SheepOfBlue
Well case #1 is a failure. I might have to rethink what to make a case out of and/or get a table saw. The plastic is a bigger pain than I figured. The bad part is I doubt a off the shelf case will work.
Check these:
mini-itx.com - store
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
You could make a mold then do fiberglass or CF?
...dude you ride an offroad bike with slicks, 1/2 the weight of a GS, double the suspension, with a browning 50 cal going off 32" from your skull as a daily freaking driver - I'd expect anything except a nitro dragbike to be bland by comparison - SSG
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drives on the wrong side of the car.
Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
 Originally Posted by SheepOfBlue
Roughly 8 3/16 x 5 1/4 x 2 3/4
And that right there is the difference between a EE and a Civil or Mechanical Engineer.
"I think they all leak like that." - As seen on a Land Rover forum
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 Originally Posted by navydevildoc
And that right there is the difference between a EE and a Civil or Mechanical Engineer.

Yep my machinist ability has never been great. I can picture it but the translation I still think the answer is plastic or a plastic hybrid though. I have to think on this a day or two.
1) Need tooling for straight cuts on plastic (probably a new blade for said tooling also)
2) The plexiglass I have is to thin for threading into the edge (might not be able to easily get thicker)
3) Non circular holes are hard to cut cleanly into the plastic (though I can get a functional opening easy)
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
The size and shape of the unit has been very carefully selected and engineered to fit inside a plush stuffed sheep toy normally available for purchase on on popular adult fetish sites. The toy will be fitted with text-to-speech capability so it can whisper lap times, GPS coordinates, brake rotor temperatures, altitude, Lunar date calendar equivalents and "encouragement" via bluetooth headphones.
Release 2.21 will also calculate the distance and lap time differential to Frenchie and offer several "excuse options." (This feature is being tested in MotoGP right now, but I can't tell you which American Fiat Yamaha rider from Texas is doing the development. It's a secret.)
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 Originally Posted by CBRVFR
The size and shape of the unit has been very carefully selected and engineered to fit inside a plush stuffed sheep toy normally available for purchase on on popular adult fetish sites. The toy will be fitted with text-to-speech capability so it can whisper lap times, GPS coordinates, brake rotor temperatures, altitude, Lunar date calendar equivalents and "encouragement" via bluetooth headphones.
Release 2.21 will also calculate the distance and lap time differential to Frenchie and offer several "excuse options." (This feature is being tested in MotoGP right now, but I can't tell you which American Fiat Yamaha rider from Texas is doing the development. It's a secret.)

Per the rules I beat FrenchieR6 as she could not behave and crashed and it is carefully engineered to fit in the sub frame of an RC
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Re: Return of the onboard wooly computer
 Originally Posted by CBRVFR
The size and shape of the unit has been very carefully selected and engineered to fit inside a plush stuffed sheep toy normally available for purchase on on popular adult fetish sites. The toy will be fitted with text-to-speech capability so it can whisper lap times, GPS coordinates, brake rotor temperatures, altitude, Lunar date calendar equivalents and "encouragement" via bluetooth headphones.
Release 2.21 will also calculate the distance and lap time differential to Frenchie and offer several "excuse options." (This feature is being tested in MotoGP right now, but I can't tell you which American Fiat Yamaha rider from Texas is doing the development. It's a secret.)

“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.”
~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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drives on the wrong side of the car.
CAN? Good lord, just replace the ECU while you are at it...
"I think they all leak like that." - As seen on a Land Rover forum
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 Originally Posted by navydevildoc
CAN? Good lord, just replace the ECU while you are at it...

2 decades from now when this is complete a custom ECU will be next
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drives on the wrong side of the car.
On a serious note... why would you want a CAN bus and all of that hassle when the board you are using already has a bunch of A/D inputs? Just seems to be adding complexity.
"I think they all leak like that." - As seen on a Land Rover forum
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 Originally Posted by navydevildoc
On a serious note... why would you want a CAN bus and all of that hassle when the board you are using already has a bunch of A/D inputs? Just seems to be adding complexity.
I thought that was his intent ... to make the most complex, coolest system out there.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
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 Originally Posted by navydevildoc
On a serious note... why would you want a CAN bus and all of that hassle when the board you are using already has a bunch of A/D inputs? Just seems to be adding complexity.
Still plotting but that way I could have modules for sensors rather than a monolithic system. If I went that route I might either simplify the main system or be able to do more real time calculations/display. The nice thing on CAN is that it is a simple bus, robust in a noisy area, high speed, easy to expand. So I could potentially feed a lot across it if needed. I could even make a display console that runs off CAN.
I looked at I2C but it seemed to be simple but very limited.
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Been a rough winter so no progress to report. I did pickup one of these though to play with a Lap Beacon though
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No Hammer this year :(
 Originally Posted by SheepOfBlue
Could this be a IR detection circuit  That triggers on M1 of a XT beacon 
It could be, but will it work?
Do sober what you said what you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
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 Originally Posted by 08silvercbr
It could be, but will it work? 
In both modes (toggle and trigger)
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